41 Quotes About Love And Life That Prove Tom Robbins Knows Everything
“Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won’t adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice.”
“Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won’t adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice.”
The last thing I can remember is being downstairs, and getting called into the living room once again for the dreaded lecture.
“One time, a fat kid. not just a kind of chubby, but morbidly obese 2-300 lbs 12-year-old decided he wanted to go in…”
A friend of mine got a message from a guy on Facebook saying he was looking for a high school friend with the same name as hers. He says he knows it’s not her but that she’s beautiful. They start talking, he lives in another state. They meet up, she ends up getting knocked up. Around 6 months into the pregnancy she finds out he is a serial killer, and is now in prison with a life sentence.
“When I began my job working in a laser clinic, I hadn’t had much experience working with these types of lasers….”
Last week I was in Chicago during “ChiBeria” and I ran out to get a pizza and I swear I saw a guy walking around in flop flops. That’s all there is to say about that.
Change your outfit three or four times. Worry that one dress looks like you’re trying too hard, but that another doesn’t do your new, fit body justice. You’ve been working out recently, and it shows. You want to make sure he notices but you don’t want to look desperate.
Using a bathroom at someone’s house where they have not provided a little trash can to throw away their products in. What are you supposed to do, besides roll it up in toilet paper and put it in your purse?? Some of this stuff doesn’t flush!!!
Is a catcall EVER the least bit flattering? Does the attractiveness of the caller play into how obnoxious or gratifying it is?
What is NOT certain is the quality of our lives. Do that which you feel in your blood you must do.
Someone once told you that they’re “just not a coffee person” and you had to make a mental note never to trust that person again.
“Explicit” and “Show Me More,” art exhibits that displayed dick pics of unwilling men, in an attempt to answer the question of whether porn can be art.
1. The “Oh Shit” Hangover Waking up and realizing you need to be in class or the office way too soon.
You will wander around the house in the same food-stained t-shirt and pungent-smelling pajama bottoms for days on end; a pitiful state where just putting on pants may be the most challenging part of your day.