The habits of trying to make yourself look as presentable as possible are still as deeply ingrained in you as they were when you were awkward and gangly and had acne, except now you’re nursing a phantom limb.
Fatherless, motherless and born without skin, I speak when I come into the world, but never speak again. What am I?
I really love and hate creepy stories. I love reading them, but afterwards, I’m so freaked out, all I can manage to do is move my finger to scroll down.
Who would have imagined a country where MLK was assassinated just a generation ago could elect a black president now?
We all know Hollywood likes to brainwash us with subtle symbolism and hidden satanic references, but there are some films that have pushed the envelope a little too far.
t has been exactly 1 year, 1 month and 2 days since we broke up. 13 months. 56 weeks. 398 days. 9552 hours. 573,120 minutes. 34,387,200 seconds.
A cisgender woman can’t be fired for presenting as a woman. Why is it fair that a transgender woman should be able to be fired for presenting herself as a woman at work?
But what actually ends up happening is that things get pulled so far out of context they become repurposed just for the sake of an argument.
2. At least five of your friends have surnames that end with the suffix “-eaux.” Many of them have surnames that the untrained eye can’t pronounce correctly.
When we let our second-date nerves take over we risk running our mouth into the ground, and burying those magical sparks of love right along with it.
How many among us have met a Marxist and wondered, with no real sense of how to approach this very important question, ‘should I date this Marxist?’
About half way through the dinner the husband politely stands up and taps his glass for attention. He announced that his wife of 15 years has been cheating in him for over a year. The entire place stood still in shock.
Don’t do it for vacation. Don’t do it for luxury. Don’t do it to take pictures for your Instagram account. Do it because it will make you a better person.
