A Thank You, For My Grandmother

Thank you for telling me that a drawing I did was beautiful, even though it wasn’t.
Thank you for telling me that a drawing I did was beautiful, even though it wasn’t.
Teaching the little sister about all of the parental rules that are set in stone, and all the rules that can be bent and/or broken if need be.
A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, the statistician yells “We got ’em!”
But when you almost date someone, something will give. Somehow the ends don’t meet. Either they meet someone new while you’re biding your time, or they move, or they just disappear.
I honestly feel badly for people who think this, because they are clearly missing out.
Can everyone be beautiful? And if everyone is beautiful, then is anyone really beautiful?
They don’t have giant egos. There are certain people in the world that will always view you a youngest child as a baby or as their kid sister/brother. You can be a CEO, but you’ll still be “shrimp” to your family.
People are mean. They will make judgments about you right off the bat without any prior knowledge and they will try to mold you into a character they deem worthy of respect.
A good relationship gets us out of our selfish tendencies. A good relationship reminds us that there are more important people in the world than ourselves.
Be honest in the dressing room. Tell them when that floral button down makes them look like a fool and remind them that while those pants fit nicely, they will never actually wear them.
“She developed her disposable camera film to find a roll of film with numerous pictures of her sleeping at night, on different nights.”
There is a fine line between the kind of party you’d like to throw, and the kind of party she’d actually like to have thrown for her.
“Lol.” You’re not laughing out loud. In fact, your facial expression probably hasn’t even changed slightly.