20 New Girl Quotes That Accurately Sum Up Your Everyday Life
“You know what sucks about getting older? Your friends have known you for way too long. They’ve got too much on you. “
“You know what sucks about getting older? Your friends have known you for way too long. They’ve got too much on you. “
He was married at the time, but in our moment nuptials didn’t matter. Nothing did.
Because there’s a difference and we need to know which label we do or don’t qualify as.
“Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won’t adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice.”
The last thing I can remember is being downstairs, and getting called into the living room once again for the dreaded lecture.
A friend of mine got a message from a guy on Facebook saying he was looking for a high school friend with the same name as hers. He says he knows it’s not her but that she’s beautiful. They start talking, he lives in another state. They meet up, she ends up getting knocked up. Around 6 months into the pregnancy she finds out he is a serial killer, and is now in prison with a life sentence.
“One time, a fat kid. not just a kind of chubby, but morbidly obese 2-300 lbs 12-year-old decided he wanted to go in…”
Last week I was in Chicago during “ChiBeria” and I ran out to get a pizza and I swear I saw a guy walking around in flop flops. That’s all there is to say about that.
Is a catcall EVER the least bit flattering? Does the attractiveness of the caller play into how obnoxious or gratifying it is?
“When I began my job working in a laser clinic, I hadn’t had much experience working with these types of lasers….”
Change your outfit three or four times. Worry that one dress looks like you’re trying too hard, but that another doesn’t do your new, fit body justice. You’ve been working out recently, and it shows. You want to make sure he notices but you don’t want to look desperate.