11 Signs Your Boyfriend Is Probably A Sociopath

My friend and I always joke that we only date sociopaths (also known as: soce, soce-eee-ohhh; soce-with-the-most; Brocio a.k.a. the Bro-soce).
My friend and I always joke that we only date sociopaths (also known as: soce, soce-eee-ohhh; soce-with-the-most; Brocio a.k.a. the Bro-soce).
You have a sneaking suspicion that one of the biggest reasons they’re still dating you is because they aren’t ready to part ways with your pet.
He looked me dead in the eye and said in a quiet, steady voice “All the better to stab you with.”
Education is knowledge – not the thoughtless accumulation of knowledge, but knowing what to make of what you see.
I give you the ultimate 90s guilty pleasure playlist: chock full of your favorite songs… that you completely forgot existed.
I talked to a kid from my school that got caught planning to bomb us during an assembly. It’s sad because he was a nice and smart kid.
The females basically handle the workload, taking the initiative once they’ve decided whom they want to mate with.
One should never look like they’re trying too hard, especially not when they’re in the midst of trying so hard they’re giving themselves an ulcer.
Busy Friday night behind the bar, other bartender walks up to me and says he needs a break. “Now?” I ask. He replies, “Now and forever” and leaves…
“My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them.”
Life is like this sometimes: you meet someone, you fall in love, things don’t work out, you break-up, you heal, then you meet someone, you fall in love, and so on and so forth.
“I can’t keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian’s husband and his friends.”
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