1. To poo or to touch my peen, that is the ultimate question — even when you are in your 40s.
When I was 41, I went to visit my parents and had to take a shit. For some reason, when I sat on the familiar, family throne, I had the urge to jack it like a teenager. I heard a sound above and just briefly caught a glimpse of my 70+ dad’s face disappearing from the skylight he was re-sealing. – quiettime
2. DAD I WAS JUST COLD OH MY GOD PLEASE DON’T TELL ANYONE
My Dad walked in on me squatting over the business end of a hair dryer.
I’d not long got out the shower and wanted to blast my gooch with warms. So there I was, naked, with my back to my bedroom door, hovering over the hairdryer. I didn’t hear Dad walk in due to the hairdryer. He just yelled “BUSTED!” and walked out. – Mikchi