Nicole Tarkoff

There’s no congratulations waiting for the woman who sleeps around, there’s most likely just slut shaming and gossip. “Did you hear she went home with him Friday night? Slut.”

They love seeing you do something you’re passionate about. Even if you’re just talking about it.

There could be a number of reasons why he’s not texting you back, but here’s what you’re probably thinking when he doesn’t.

Because it was such a special occasion, she decided to bring a couple tabs of acid with her. Before that day, I had never tripped on acid in my life, but she had done it a few times prior.

Every time you’re together again, nothing has changed.

They will sleep with anyone. Women who like to have casual sex don’t have sex with anyone; they have sex with the people they want to have sex with. Wow, imagine that!

She loves to eat phallic looking foods in front of you. When she eats a hotdog or popsicle she is making sure to put it in her mouth a certain way that will make you think of having sex with her. She’s very strategic when it comes to food choice.

You wonder why he’s suddenly reaching out, and then you realize he’s recycling his past girlfriends because his current one kicked him to the curb. Don’t bother with the ex who only wants you when he’s lonely. You aren’t recyclable. You’re human, not plastic.

I’m guarded because I’ve been hurt before. We all have. My weakness is that I carry the pain with me as a constant reminder that it could happen again.

The amount of energy and effort it takes to date today, makes a girl realize maybe her single lifestyle isn’t so bad. Dating is exhausting, being single isn’t.

1. Lego House by Ed Sheeran [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlGPTwNRYtU&w=560&h=315%5D “I’m gonna pick up the pieces and build a Lego house If things go wrong we can knock it down.

I know how you kiss, I know how you flirt, I know plenty more things about you that a friend would never, and should never know. It’s hard to forget them once that line has been crossed.