Nicole Tarkoff

She loves to eat phallic looking foods in front of you. When she eats a hotdog or popsicle she is making sure to put it in her mouth a certain way that will make you think of having sex with her. She’s very strategic when it comes to food choice.

You wonder why he’s suddenly reaching out, and then you realize he’s recycling his past girlfriends because his current one kicked him to the curb. Don’t bother with the ex who only wants you when he’s lonely. You aren’t recyclable. You’re human, not plastic.

I’m guarded because I’ve been hurt before. We all have. My weakness is that I carry the pain with me as a constant reminder that it could happen again.

The amount of energy and effort it takes to date today, makes a girl realize maybe her single lifestyle isn’t so bad. Dating is exhausting, being single isn’t.

1. Lego House by Ed Sheeran [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlGPTwNRYtU&w=560&h=315%5D “I’m gonna pick up the pieces and build a Lego house If things go wrong we can knock it down.

I know how you kiss, I know how you flirt, I know plenty more things about you that a friend would never, and should never know. It’s hard to forget them once that line has been crossed.

He wants to be the center of your universe.

Sometimes life doesn’t always go as planned, but that shouldn’t keep you from living it to its fullest. You enjoyed life before him, and you can enjoy life after him.

You’re comfortable enough to be your whole and honest self with him. That inner weirdness that you shield from everyone else, he has seen it, and it’s because you’ve let that wall down (whether you’re aware of it or not).

They will most definitely have their inside jokes, and you most definitely will have no idea what they are talking about when they do.

March 20, 2015 is International Day Of Happiness! A smile is contagious, spread the joy!

This is what would happen if we all were 100% honest in our Instagram captions.

He likes your photos, repeatedly. He likes your photo, not necessarily the girl in it. A Facebook or Instagram like is not the equivalent of an “I like you.”

Sometimes the best companion for a single girl on a Friday night is a big glass of wine.

2. Compare and contrast. No, not like the essays you used to write in high school. Comparing yourself to your ex’s new girlfriend is like a death sentence, and convincing yourself how much better you are than her is not exactly healthy either.

Staring at a girl from across the bar is not going to get her back to your bedroom. I don’t care how good looking you are, a girl needs more than just a look.

If the guy you want a relationship with is only calling or texting you on his way home from the bar, you’re better off just not responding.

22 is an age where it is okay to be a little selfish because it is an age where, however cliché it may sound, we are trying to find ourselves without having the worries to take care of someone else.