Mélanie Berliet

Gemini: Feather tickling during foreplay.

Cancer: May burst into tears spontaneously at any given moment, especially when feeling seriously misunderstood.

When you think you’re safely out of sight but your lover turns their head just in time to see you flick that boogie on the floor.

He mentions things he admires about you that go way beyond the physical, like your commitment, ambition, or giant heart.

This person will round you out. They will pick up the slack you leave in your wake and tighten the way you play the game of life.

During this warm, sunny season, it’s pretty much mandatory to get together with friends as often as possible to celebrate life.

Sagittarius — The Butter Churner

Why meditate when you can fuck a Libra?

Physical Touch: They miss your ability to connect instantly through the simplest of gestures. The soft, gentle feeling of your palm against their shoulder after a long day, when you could sense that they needed a “touch” of reassurance.

Holding a stranger’s gaze for longer than usual, hoping to distract him with thoughts of her naked body until he trips or falls—otherwise known as “eye fucking.”

Telling another girl that he’s thinking about her on a day that’s not her birthday or a holiday. Worse yet, texting her “good morning” just to say good morning.

Your definition of hell definitely depends on how you give and receive love.