You’re suddenly ten times more productive—when you CAN be.
What color is my newborn baby’s poop supposed to be?
Quality Time: You’re the mom who shows up.
Being a new mom is really about a subtle, permanent shift in perspective. It’s about making room within your identity for being a mother on top of everything else.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel!
Why was Santa’s little helper so depressed? He had very low elf esteem.
I am not a black heart emoji simply because I happen to relish my time away from home.
Yay! You did it! You made a human! That, in and of itself, is a MAJOR accomplishment. Don’t forget it.
It seems wrong to prey on a mother’s undying love for her child, which is so easily exploited, to sell her needless shit.
Getting peed, pooped, or vomited on—and not getting THAT mad about it.