25 Real Two-Sentence Sex Stories That Will Make You Really Horny (Part II)

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1. “She was a waitress at a fancy event I went to, a sultry sex goddess who leaned in casually and whispered, ‘Fuck me from behind and come on my back.’ Two hours later, I did just that.”


2. “I pushed him to the edge, circling my tongue around the tip of his cock and inching it up and down the shaft. Then I mounted him and bounced up and down until he climaxed like crazy.”


3. “I get hard just thinking about my dick sandwiched between her beautiful tits. Every thrust between those mountains of breast flesh gave me an orgasmic rush and I squirted more than ever, ejaculating a snow blizzard of come all over her chest.”


4. “We were grinding on the dance floor and I tingled with pleasure as I felt the massive serpent stiffening between his legs. When he unfastened his pants later that night, I gasped and thanked God for the gift of his cock.”


5. “My date’s reputation in the blowjob department was unmatched, and her five-star Jenna Jameson level performance did not disappoint. She licked and sucked and slurped and swallowed just right.”


6. “It was the middle of dinner and  I was horny AF, so I grabbed my own tits, licked my lips, and signaled my boyfriend to come hither. He crawled under the table and I straddled his face and let him lick my clit right there until my needs were met.”


7. “My husband and I stay in every Saturday night and film ourselves fucking for strangers on the web. We both get hot putting on a show for other sex thirsty couples.”


8. “Five years ago, I fucked twins on vacation in Jamaica and that night’s been my go-to jerk off fantasy ever since. Two pairs of boobs jiggling around plus two cunts and two mouths on my dick equals heaven.”


9. “He watched me finger myself until I was dripping wet and then he plunged it deep and hard again and again. I never stopped touching my clit and it was like I orgasmed inside and out that night.”


10. “She made me feel like a total porn star, the way she moaned and groaned and worshipped my dick. I wish I’d hit record ’cause I’m getting rock hard remembering the way she squirmed around, getting all moist and ready for it.”


11. “My nipples were poking right through my top that day at work, he knew it and I knew it. The sexual tension became too much, so he pinged me to meet him in the empty closest on the 2nd floor and we fucked with our clothes on.”


12. “We were sexting back and forth the day my mobile rang and she moaned, ‘Talk dirty to me, baby. I’m touching myself.’ It was the best phone sex I’ve ever had.”


13. “He nibbled my flesh from neck to toes and nipples, turning me on until I screamed, ‘Fuck me, you tease!’ He complied, happily.”


14. “Her plump red lips practically screamed, ‘Give me cock.’ Who was I to deny her the pleasure of the D?”


15. “Swapping was never my thing, but we met the sexiest couple a few months back. Now we fuck each other’s wives the first Friday of every month, then we sit around naked, eating pizza together, and it’s the best fucking part of my life.”


16. “She was into BDSM—nothing crazy, but handcuffs and whips and stuff. I had no idea how awesome it would be to get tied up and spanked, but as soon as it was over I was begging to be punished again.”


17. “I love pussy and penis equally, so when my husband asked for a threesome, I was totally game. Any time I can suckle on titties between mouthing balls, I’m a satisfied lady.”


18. “Last year, my wife gave me a ‘hall pass’ to fuck whoever I wanted for 48 hours straight and I maxed that shit out. In the span of two sex crazed days, I boned two blondes, a brunette, and a redhead until my dick so sore I thought it might fall off.”


19. “‘I’m hungry for your pussy,’ he texted, minutes from my doorstep. He wasn’t a romantic, but he was a badass in bed and the orgasms were mind-blowing, so who cares really?”


20. “Middle of her mid-year review, the 20-something who works for me spread her legs, taunting me with that classic no panties, Basic Instinct thing. Obviously I couldn’t concentrate, so I drew the blinds and fucked her and then gave her the raise she wanted.”


21. “He asked how I masturbate so I whipped out a vibrator and showed him firsthand, then I tickled his balls and we took turns playing with the thing. By the time we were fucking, I’d had two orgasms already.”


22. “I dove face first between her legs the second I got home after being away for a month. Turns out a little pleasure delay is the key to unforgettable, animalistic banging.”


23. “Her vagina smelled as good as it tasted. If I could drink a smoothie of her pussy juices every single morning, I would.”


24. “He was 15 years older, but I didn’t care. The bulge in his pants belonged inside me, so I went for it like the rabid naughty girl I am.”


25. “‘My pussy is the missing piece to the puzzle of your cock.’ That’s what she said the first night we met, and I’ve been her willing sex slave ever since.” TC mark

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Read more writing like this in Mélanie Berliet’s book Real Sex Stories That Will Make You Really Horny here.

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  • http://foulkesgeorge.wordpress.com True George

    two sentences; that’s what’s up….

  • http://allensrepositoryofstuff.wordpress.com allensrepositoryofstuff

    I have a hard time writing good, erotic scenes – one reason that I have been avoiding eroticism in my stories. It takes real talent to write erotic scenes well, even harder when you are limited to only two sentences. Thankfully, I am not so limited, but even then, my written erotic moments sound hokey and flat to me.

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