Mélanie Berliet
I adore the following, in no particular order: knee-high tube socks, acrostic poetry, and my little brother. Click here to learn more!
21 Things People Don’t Realize You’re Doing Because You’re Pregnant AF (But Not Showing Yet)
Swearing off the Internet once and for all because you just can’t stomach all the mommy blogger fear mongering anymore.
33 Things We Need To Stop Saying To Women With Zero Interest In Getting Married
“Don’t you want what everyone else has?”
Everything About First Trimester Pregnancy That Sucks Butt (So You Can Feel Less Alone As You Build That Baby)
Unwelcome realization number 5,781: Your body isn’t really your own anymore. Like, at all.
Here’s Exactly What It’s Like To Get Lured Into A Cult
At a time when I lacked any sense of place or purpose, they welcomed me into their community with open arms.
30 Things About Pregnancy That Don’t Totally Suck
The ease with which you can guilt your significant other into on-demand massages.
A Turkish Coffee Reader Predicted My Pregnancy (And Andy Cohen’s Skin Cancer)
For the next 20 minutes or so, Sema’s assessments flow in a stream-of-consciousness manner with very few pauses. There’s no stopping her as she expertly combs my cup in search of images—and, conceivably, hints about my past, present, and future.
35 Things I Definitely Didn’t Think I’d Be Doing At 35
Bothering to weigh the disadvantages of waking up hungover against getting totally wasted before accepting that one last tequila shot. And (usually) making the responsible choice.
How To Murder Your Life: 28 Important Things I Learned From Cat Marnell’s Speed Freak Memoir
Interns make great prescription drug mules.
Are You A Con Or A Mark?
Take this quiz and find out if you’re more likely to be conned or do the conning.
What You Can Actually Learn From Doing The ‘Wrong’ Thing
So what does it take to reap a valuable lesson from doing the wrong thing?
17 Brutal Truths You Need To Accept If You Want To Lead A Happier Life
Even once you’ve found yourself, you won’t always feel self-confident and secure.
9 Thoughtful Gifts That Say ‘I Love You’ Even Better Than Words Could
To celebrate the fact that your lives are officially interconnected, give your significant other a digital countdown clock programmed to track the time remaining until the next big occasion in your lives together.
7 Fun Types Of People Everyone Needs In Their Friend Group
When they’re around, the desire to chase a thrill seems to infect everyone in the best way possible.
35 Dirty Christmas Jokes That Will Help You Get Through The Holidays
Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
10 Life Lessons You Can Only Learn While Walking Your Dog
If you trust someone, loosen the leash. When an owner lets their dog run free, the dog abides by the terms of an unspoken but well understood agreement not to run away.
9 Dual-Purpose Products That Will Make Your Life Way Easier
You can count on these ten clever dual-purpose products to give you an edge in your day to day life.
If You Want Love That Lasts, Don’t Do Any Of These 10 Things In A Relationship
Forget who you are as an individual.
10 Things Your Parents Do That Make You Disproportionately Crazy
They think your use of Internet abbreviations is cause for concern. As if your vast lexicon of useful abbreviations means your vocabulary is somehow less good than that of a person who can’t decode a simple lmao, wtf, or imo.