What color is my newborn baby’s poop supposed to be?
Quality Time: You’re the mom who shows up.
Being a new mom is really about a subtle, permanent shift in perspective. It’s about making room within your identity for being a mother on top of everything else.
Why was Santa’s little helper so depressed? He had very low elf esteem.
I am not a black heart emoji simply because I happen to relish my time away from home.
Yay! You did it! You made a human! That, in and of itself, is a MAJOR accomplishment. Don’t forget it.
It seems wrong to prey on a mother’s undying love for her child, which is so easily exploited, to sell her needless shit.
Getting peed, pooped, or vomited on—and not getting THAT mad about it.
The heartwarming realization that you truly are a person capable of ~unconditional love~.
Are you having a natural childbirth? Why, yes—in that it’s completely natural to take drugs to alleviate excruciating pain!