Mélanie Berliet

1. When a college girl thirsts for her mom’s new man.

When one person is caught lying about even the most innocuous thing and that minor fib inevitably undermines their credibility, at least temporarily.

1. A karaoke queen in the making.

Real matches, real whackness.

Sure, there are multiple sides to every story, but your truth rests on the side of whomever you’re most loyal. It’s their perspective you understand innately. Their version of events you embrace.

It’s time to replace all those flimsy, idealistic notions with some realistic romantic expectations.

When someone gets caught sneaking a peak at the clock mid sesh.

The wetter the better.

1. When a high school wet dream actually comes true.

SPONSORED 1. Never underestimate the value of candy.

When one person’s 1,000 percent certainty is proven 1,000 percent wrong and they’re super touchy about it.

Relationships are complicated, but they’re also great fodder for humor.

Your ex’s opinions, like their ograsms, just don’t matter anymore.

These erotic haikus prove that poetry can be extremely naughty.

Fuck them as often as possible.

You can never be 100 percent certain about what’s going on in your significant other’s head. Even if you feel a connection to your partner that’s stronger than anything you’ve ever known, their mind will always be their own.

These terrible but hilarious jokes will makes you laugh, and maybe feel nostalgic for the 80s.

“When you’re trying to take a casual sex thing to the next level, it’s important to force a man to interact with you like a real human being during the daytime.”