19 Hilarious ‘Ex Texts’ That Highlight All The Ups And Downs Of Breaking Up

By Mélanie Berliet,

1. Being single means you probably won’t get laid as much.

2. Luckily, you still have your ex to booty call.

3. Unfortunately, there’s a definite downside to dipping into the ol’ well.

4. On the upside, no one gets to tell you what to do anymore.

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Mélanie Berliet

I adore the following, in no particular order: knee-high tube socks, acrostic poetry, and my little brother. Click here to learn more!

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