Lorenzo Jensen III

“When you find yourself not telling friends or family about things your SO has done/the way you’re being treated because ‘they wouldn’t understand’ and you don’t want to make your SO look bad.”

“I always remember the first door that closed behind me that didn’t have a handle.”

“When he complained that my stage 3 cancer was making him unhappy.”

“When you get tattoos of each other’s names.”

“My family owned black slaves. We’re Native American.”

“When she masturbates with the pinkie finger raised.”

“What it’s like to have to sit there and stew on top of the huge glob of chunky blood that just came out of you.”

“Went out to the garage and found my husband. He had hanged himself.”

“Our son is not his, but his brother’s.”

“Being afraid to do non-masculine things because it makes them ‘gay.'”

“Lugging around purses that weigh more than a newborn.”

“The guy runs off and they don’t think too much of it. Sometime later my Grandma sees the guy on the news and it’s Richard Ramirez.”

“I pulled a chair out from under a boy I liked in the second grade. He cried.”

“He thought cheese grew on trees.”

“Women are not vending machines that you can drop kindness coins into until sex falls out.”

“He was rumored to have been caught in his backyard by his older brother having sex with a watermelon.”

“We stood there in a lake of blood watching a man pull his guts from himself.”

“You will end up alone.” —Heard this today.