50 Things Girls Should NEVER Do On A First Date (According To The Experiences Of 50 Guys)

Thought.is
Thought.is
Found on AskReddit.

1. Don’t threaten to kill his cat if he cheats on you.

“Threaten to kill his cat if he cheated on you.

No joke, a girl I went on a date with suddenly launched into a tirade about how she has been cheated on in the past, and if I did so, she would ‘emotionally hurt’ me by killing my cat. I almost punched her in the throat. Nobody threatens my cat.”

65116548798532132487


2. Don’t vomit all over him and then lock yourself in the bathroom.

“Vomit all over you and then immediately lock herself in the only bathroom so you have to just sit there covered in vomit.”

luciddreamsindigital


3. Don’t have a dick.

“Have a dick.”

JakeTheSnakes11


4. Don’t play hard to get when you’re already hard to want.

“Don’t play hard to get when you’re already hard to want.”

Maximus_Stache


5. Don’t audibly gasp when you notice the waiter is missing an arm.

“Don’t audibly gasp when you notice the waiter is missing an arm, then later tell me you have an incurable form of ringworm.”

browntown412


More From Thought Catalog

Sometimes, when I don't have anything important to do, I write. Read more articles from Lorenzo on Thought Catalog.