Lorenzo Jensen III

“I sneezed and somebody said ‘Bless You.’ I lived alone.”

“One of the sinks started dripping, not flowing, but dripping blood. Slowly. Like a f*cking horror movie.”

“She has a look of pure terror in her eyes. Her eyes widen, and she glances behind me. I catch a flash of new, fresh fear in her eyes, and she screams, ‘HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!’”

“I purposely killed my mother with a drug overdose.”

If you don’t want to stay up all night afraid to turn out the lights, do NOT look at these pictures.

“She went out on her usual bike ride in the morning but did not return by noon, so her mom called the police…”

“Me: ‘That gap between your front teeth, now that is kinda cute.’
Her: ‘I…have a gap between my front teeth???’
Me: ‘Err, maybe…’”

“She cashed a check and when they asked if she wanted big or small bills, she said regular size.”

“A shaving-cream can. Value size.”

“When almost all of your Facebook photos look like escort ads.”

“I have never felt primal fear like I did after hearing that sound.”

Found on AskReddit. 1. Came home for lunch one day to surprise her. Surprise was on me as she was in the middle of fucking her coworker on my couch. “Came home for lunch one day to surprise her.

“I left when I woke up with her hands around my throat.”

“I had a dream I was flying over all of us. There were so many pretty people. So many pretty faces.”

“Any problems we have are largely swept under the rug ’cause we have historically ‘Had it better’ or we are expected to be ‘privileged’ enough to ‘deal with it ourselves.’”

“His room smelled so bad, I mean like a dead pig covered in its own feces that was dropped in a sewer full of dead babies.”

“This creepy face in between my great-grandparents’ heads.”

“Oh gosh the news girl, Jodi Huisentruit has always haunted me…where is her body? Why hasn’t it been found? Sad. And why are there no suspects?”