Lorenzo Jensen III
25 People Explain Why They No Longer Speak To Their Mother
“If your mother is that much of a lying scumbag piece of subhuman filth, then yes, it is very much okay to push that toxic bitch out of your life.”
51 Formerly Suicidal People Explain Why They Decided To Keep Living
“I had a dream that I killed myself and God showed me a bird’s-eye view of the effect my death had on my mom and dad.”
Goin’ Down In Style: 10 Women Give Tips On How To Eat Pussy
“Start like a fluttering butterfly. Finish like a bulldog eating a bowl of oatmeal.”
23 Women Describe What It Felt Like To Give Their First Blowjob
“All I know was that it tasted better than Brussels sprouts.”
SPINE-CHILLING: 17 People Describe The Creepiest Unexplained Thing That Ever Happened To Them
“Flip-flop, flip-flop, flip-flop, walking toward my door.”
17 Quick Sex Tips For Beginners
“Relax and have fun. Enthusiasm is sexier than whatever else you could possibly do.”
13 Halloween Urban Legends That Refuse To Die
The most persistent Halloween urban legend of all is the idea that somewhere in your hometown lurks a sadist who’s poisoning the Halloween candy he’s giving out to random trick-or-treaters.
23 Unexpectedly Kinky Little Things That Women Find Erotic
“When my male dentist has his hands in my mouth so I can’t really close it.”