27. I told her I wanted her to feel as ugly and worthless as she made me feel

“Same start as anyone, she cheated on me. There were a bunch of things that she wanted to do in bed, so naturally, I mercilessly fucked her best friend and did all the shit my ex wanted to do, but with her. When she found out, she cried and all that jazz and I just did not care, and I made sure she knew it. The last part is pretty cringe, but when she asked how I could be so heartless I told her I wanted her to feel as ugly and worthless as she made me feel.”

28. MY REVENGE WAS GOING ON TO DOMINATE LIFE

“I got dumped. I fell apart. At one point I found myself outside her house bawling in my car. But I never called. Never emailed. Never texted. Nothing. I wouldn’t break. My revenge was going on to dominate life. We had dinner a few years later and she put on weight and hadn’t had a steady decent relationship since we broke up. That revenge was sweetest.”