2. I SENT HIS T-SHIRTS BACK—TORN TO SHREDS

“My long distance ex asked if I could mail back his favorite T-shirts that he had given to me. He cheated on me, so I was planning on just throwing them away, but instead I mailed them back. Two were torn to shreds and one had ‘I’M A CHEATER’ written on the back. He deserved it. Don’t cheat on me.”