11. I HUNG UP ON HER COLLECT CALL FROM COUNTY JAIL

“Cheated on me while I was in basic training. Then claimed it was ‘rape’ (later to find out it wasn’t). Months later on summer leave I get a call from a robot, ‘An inmate from (local county jail) is trying to contact you, press 1 to accept.’ I thought it was one of those prank dial things so I wanted to play along. Turns out it was her. My number is the only number she memorized. She had a party at her parents’ place while they where out and it got busted for drugs and other various things. She was crying and telling me how much bail was obviously hinting on me bailing her out so her parents wouldn’t find out (right away). I told her ‘dahahaam. That sucks bruh’ and hung up. She wasted her one phone call. I don’t know the exact terminology but found out she got pinned for cocaine possession, MIP, and a few other alcohol/minor-related felonies.”