19. I GOT HER EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES

“My ex wife was a Jehovah’s Witness and she basically cheated on me with her relative. I had the choice to break up with her and hide the truth from her family but decided to make it public. She got excommunicated and her family doesn’t talk to her. I don’t regret it because I feel like I’ve done her a favor. Clearly she didn’t want to be a Jehovah’s Witness anymore. Double bonus, they stopped knocking on our door.”

20. I head-butted him in a dislocated rib

“I head-butted him in a dislocated rib. This was about a month after he raped me, so I don’t feel bad about it at all.”