12. I STOLE THE DOG AND CUT HER FUCKING TIRES

“I stole the dog and cut her fucking tires. Oreo was my gift to her for her birthday, but I decided he was mine when she decided to fuck my friend.”

13. WEDDING INVITATION DOUBLE-CROSS

“I dated this man that I worked with for three months and we were completely infatuated with each other. It was a whirlwind of a romance and I was so naive in the game of love that I believed everything…until one day at work, under the wiper on my car, I saw there was an envelope that was addressed with my first name and inside, there was a wedding invitation for him and his fiancée. I was unknowingly a mistress and I decided to take matters into my own hands. I took the name from the invitation, found her number in his phone, called her to discuss, and we ended up making dinner reservations with him as our server. The look on his face when he walked up to the table satisfied me more than he ever did.”