Lisa Woods

“Boring in bed.

I am a kinky guy, I’m not giving that up.”

“Forty two now and had no regrets until a couple years ago. Now I sometimes regret the decision, and wish I could go back and do things differently. Other times, I am glad to not have kids.”

“That I’m 100% straight.”

The annoying white girl is middle to upper class who has no clearly definable struggle or problems in their lives. This can lead to them finding the tiniest problems and self righteously speaking about them as if other people are the problem. Or making small problems to be much more important than they are.

This girl had to cancel our plans one night, so the next day she suggested that we go to a haunted house. That’s the only time I can remember being asked out to anything other just dinner.

“When the memories mean more to you than the person standing in front of you.”

There’s always one relationship that effects you so deeply that you can simply never forget it.

“I don’t look like a typical geeky person probably because I love fashion so much so I think guys don’t even try approaching me. Also I get scared when guys I find attractive talk to me. I just ignore them so I come off as rude.”

“Someone who values others over herself.”

“My wife turned out to be extremely food jealous. If I am eating something that looks and tastes better than what she is eating, she gets pretty upset if I don’t offer her any.”

Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.

I’m very much pro-choice, but I could never have an abortion myself. I’m also 30-something with a house and a very good salary, so more than able to care for a kid. I’ve always wanted kids anyway, so I decided to keep it. I told him as much, and that he was free to be involved or not, but I didn’t need his money.

“When she talks herself down and won’t accept your arguments to convince her otherwise. Or when she has to have everybody’s attention all the time at all cost.”

We were just chatting on the he phone and she said “we should go see a movie sometime”

Me: “I’m not a big movie guy.”

“Girls who think they’re doing me a favor by letting me date them. Nothing worse than them thinking they’re more important than you.”

Did I always love giving blowjobs? No. But, here I am today giving blowjobs and loving every minute (inch?) of it. Becoming a goddess (or god) of the meat pole takes time and patience…

“She walked into the lavatory and left the door unlocked. I waited a few minutes and then followed her in. After cleaning up, I walked out and she followed a couple minutes after that. The perfect crime.”

Inspiration for when even getting out of bed seems impossible.