Lance Pauker

Men amirite?

1. You’re incredibly thrilled that no one who matters is here to see the state of your apartment. At this point, the messiness isn’t so much pathetic as it is admirable.

When you go to a place like Fargo, you’re inevitably gonna expect a bit of a culture shock. But the culture shock in Fargo isn’t so much a shock as it is a refreshing reminder of human decency.

One of my favorite pastimes is a game called “will this song make a Bro cry?”, a game that doesn’t actually exist, but probably should.

1. Mark & Mandy Marathon

I got bored and drew some pictures. Hopefully, you’ll find a few of these to be “so true,” if not “my life exactly.”

1. The Wannabe 32 Year-Old

1. The Post Makeout Encounter

Not a girl, not yet a woman.

7. You’ve dominated your fair share of Marco Polo games in above-ground pools.

Sometimes, life hits you with things that are best coped with by being all sad and looking at the window.

1. Is this emoji ruining my masculinity?