Johanna Mort
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Johanna Mort
23 Captivating Songs For When You’re Hopelessly In Love
“First Day Of My Life” by Bright Eyes
19 Things That Only People Who Were ‘Band Kids’ In School Will Understand
You’re not afraid to rock out to some killer instrumentals. Bro. Did you HEAR the French horn at 1:33?? F*cking badass!!
13 People On The Argument That Ended Their Long-Term Relationship
“We’d been dating seriously for a year and a half and he still didn’t feel like it was time to meet my family.”
Read This If You Feel Like You’re Going To Be Single Forever
Finding a partner and building a life is such a staple expectation that everyone has about growing old, and I think that’s why we can feel so empty when we don’t have that.
23 Men On Which (Non-Physical) Trait They Find Most Attractive In Women
“Sharp wit. The kind that keeps me on my toes whenever we’re talking.”
27 Dwight Schrute Quotes That Will Teach You All You Need To Know About Life
“There are 3 things you never turn your back on: bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season.”
13 Dark And Creepy Books Perfect For Getting You In The Halloween Spirit
A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness. The further you venture into this story, the more you realize that this book isn’t just a horror novel, it’s an emotionally exhausting and incredibly moving story about loss and forgiveness.
28 Tweets That Prove #AskTrump Was The Hilarious Miracle We All Needed Today
“Is it true that if you say Donald Trump 3 times in the bathroom mirror, the hair in the drain will rise up to shout racial slurs? “
23 Perfectly Sarcastic Chandler Bing Quips To Feed Your Hopeless, Awkward, And Desperate For Love Soul
“Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”
10 Perfect, Sarcastic Responses To Annoying Humblebrags
“It’s so hard to find someone that likes me for my personality. All anyone ever compliments me on is my body.”
21 Pieces Of Leslie Knope Advice That Everyone Should Have In Their Life
“We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.”
10 Struggles Of Being In A Relationship When You Hate Anything Cheesy Or Romantic
Congrats! You tolerated each other for an extended period of time! Gold stars all around.
11 Movies That Will Make You Want To Pack Your Bags And Travel The World
The Motorcycle Diaries. Once you’ve watched this, not only will you want to explore all of South America, but you’ll want to buy a motorcycle.
14 Things Only Introverts Who Seriously Love Being Outdoors Understand
You’ve had days when your entire agenda was: Go to park. Read.
17 Signs You’re An Overly Attached Pet Owner
You watch them sleep all. the. time.
9 Books Perfect For When You Just Need To Hermit Away And Cry
As an introvert, I love to hole away in my apartment, read a good book for hours, and count that as my socialization for the day.
10 Ways To Make Sure You Have The Most Epic School Year Yet
In the years since graduating high school, we’ve had a lot of time to reminisce on odd inside jokes and rethink those horribly embarrassing cafeteria moments.
Read This If You’re The Eternally Single Friend
Nothing good comes from wondering why I’m single and always have been, but that seems to be the only thing anyone wonders.