Johanna Mort

“First Day Of My Life” by Bright Eyes

You’re not afraid to rock out to some killer instrumentals. Bro. Did you HEAR the French horn at 1:33?? F*cking badass!!

“We’d been dating seriously for a year and a half and he still didn’t feel like it was time to meet my family.”

Finding a partner and building a life is such a staple expectation that everyone has about growing old, and I think that’s why we can feel so empty when we don’t have that.

“Sharp wit. The kind that keeps me on my toes whenever we’re talking.”

“There are 3 things you never turn your back on: bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season.”

A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness. The further you venture into this story, the more you realize that this book isn’t just a horror novel, it’s an emotionally exhausting and incredibly moving story about loss and forgiveness.

“Is it true that if you say Donald Trump 3 times in the bathroom mirror, the hair in the drain will rise up to shout racial slurs? “

“Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”

“It’s so hard to find someone that likes me for my personality. All anyone ever compliments me on is my body.”

“We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.”

Congrats! You tolerated each other for an extended period of time! Gold stars all around.