Today, Donald Trump did something actually amazing:
#AskTrump Send me your questions to answer live from @TwitterNYC later this afternoon.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
And thus a miracle was born.
Is it true that if you say Donald Trump 3 times in the bathroom mirror, the hair in the drain will rise up to shout racial slurs? #AskTrump
— P a t r i c k (@ruinedbyreality) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump have you ever killed anything besides your wives libido
— Anomaly's Army (@edmeyer_able) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump why do you waste so much of our precious air?
— Jake Dudman (@Jake_Dudman_) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump Are you campaigning for President just to get back at Pres Obama for so brilliantly roasting you at WH correspondents dinner?
— patti (@utbrp) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump Do you have a dream that one day men will not be judged by the style of their hair, but by the content of their character?
— Speaker Cruz (@HavanaTed) September 21, 2015
#ASKTRUMP WHAT IS AN APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT FOR SOMEONE WHO STARTS THE WAVE IN A TIE BASEBALL GAME
— sportsyelling. (@sportsyelling) September 21, 2015
You want to get rid of all "Illegal Aliens"..but this land once belonged to the indigenous tribes…are you prepared to leave? #AskTrump
— SPEAK (@speakz) September 21, 2015
… but why? #AskTrump
— The Nightly Show (@nightlyshow) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump If you had a dog would you call it your Trumpet?
— Davey Reilly (@DaveyReilly) September 21, 2015
.@realDonaldTrump is this you? Y/N #AskTrump pic.twitter.com/r9mWscDMTJ
— First We Feast (@firstwefeast) September 21, 2015
if you win, will you remove the toupee and show the world who you are like Miley did in the Hannah Montana movie #AskTrump
— marms (@daniellesandler) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/DO0ISLwXf9
— Brock Lange (@brock_lange) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump can we get rid of you instead of immigrants?
— 5quad Wallpapers (@TRENZWALLPAPERS) September 21, 2015
Do you refuse to disclose your birth certificate b/c Satan is listed as your birth father on it? #AskTrump https://t.co/alS1DjKg7q
— Arnessa (@Rrrrnessa) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump Is a hotdog a sandwich? If so, why are you so racist?
— Chris Howard (@Chrishowrad) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump Which do you consider better represents your record as a winner, the multiple divorces or the multiple bankruptcies?
— Alexandra Erin (@alexandraerin) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump are the various woodland creatures nesting in your toupeé legal American Citizens? Where are their birth certificates?
— hot since '94 (@blackguy_ebooks) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump Do you think this potato looks like you? pic.twitter.com/E6RUFPcwth
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 21, 2015
Are you going to build a wall on the Canadian border to keep out Nickelback? #AskTrump
— Dill⚡️ (@TriCHERatops216) September 21, 2015
If you build a wall to keep Mexicans out of the US, how will you get your suits into the country? #AskTrump pic.twitter.com/g4OECUskeL
— Franchesca Ramsey (@chescaleigh) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump when you "deport all immigrants" where will your wife be going?
— cait (@cocainezayn) September 21, 2015
Why are you orange bruh? #AskTrump
— YA BOY BERNIE (@yaboyberniesand) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump If elected President, Would you authorise the construction of a Death Star for Earth. pic.twitter.com/VgbyxM9nrT
— Darth Vader No1™ (@DarthVader_No1) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck wasn't a loud, xenophobic, morally bankrupt blowhard?
— A M'fing Problem. (@thewayoftheid) September 21, 2015
How do you tell a non rapey Hispanic immigrant from the rapey ones? #AskTrump
— Aღanda (@GrnEyedMandy) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump Do you realize you're the last person who should be commenting on anybody's appearance?
— Tara (@tara_atrandom) September 21, 2015
.@realDonaldTrump is there anything Meek Mill could do to come back & what advice do you have for him? #AskTrump
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump Did you think this hashtag even had a remote chance of making you look good?
— Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) September 21, 2015
I never thought I would say this…. but thanks Trump! My Monday is off to a great start.