Holly Riordan
Holly is the author of Severe(d): A Creepy Poetry Collection.
29 People Describe The Terrifying Dreams They’ve Had That’ll Make It Hard For You To Fall Asleep Tonight
“Standing in my living room, looking out the window, and I see a nuclear bomb go off near the horizon.”
This Is The Book You Need To Read Next, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Taurus: You have patience, which is why you’ll enjoy a long, intricate novel like 11/22/63 by the great Stephen King.
18 Sexy Things She Wants To See You Do While She’s Going Down On You
Tell her, in detail, all the ways you’re going to return the favor after you orgasm. When she hears you talking about licking her pussy, she’ll be even more enthusiastic about sucking your cock.
25 Hypothetical Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend To Test The Strength Of His Love
If I murdered someone, would you help me cover up the crime?
I Can’t Tell If I’m Ugly Or If I’m Actually Attractive
It’s hard to judge myself through mirrors and photographs. I wish I could take a step back and see myself from someone else’s point of view.
Which How I Met Your Mother Character Sums You Up, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Pisces: Like Marshall, you’re the smartest person in your friend group, but nobody realizes it, because you’re too busy singing silly songs and making puns about fish.
16 Soon-To-Be Sex Goddess Tips For Good Girls Who Want To Be Bad
Record yourselves having sex on a device you own. That way, you’ll feel like a porn star on set for a shoot, but you can delete all the evidence as soon as you orgasm.
15 Anal Sex Tips That’ll Convince Your GF To Actually Do It Again
Make sure she’s completely at ease, because that’s the only way she won’t feel any pain. I don’t care if you have to give her a back massage or whisper sweet nothings into her ear. Do whatever you can to relax her muscles.