Which How I Met Your Mother Character Sums You Up, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother

Aries: March 21st – April 19th

Remember Quinn, the woman that Barney almost married? Well, you’re more like her than you think. Not only do you go after bad boys with expensive suits and commitment issues, but you’re independent AF. You don’t need a relationship in order to be happy. In fact, you’re better off on your own. You’re the queen of partying, so you can have the best time of your life every weekend, even if there aren’t any boys around to keep you company.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

As Marshall pointed out in one episode, Ted is such a Taurus. You’re just like him, because you have a shit ton of love to give. Of course, you’re stubborn as all hell, which means that you won’t give up on someone, even if they’ve given you every reason to walk away. Plus, you can get pretty jealous over the most minuscule things. But if you give your heart to the right person, then they won’t be stupid enough to toss it away.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

Victoria gave a fake name to Ted, then decided she wanted to date Ted, then broke up with Ted, and then ran out on her wedding to hook up with Ted. Like her, you can’t make up your mind about anything. One second, it’ll seem like a good idea to stay single, and the next second, you’ll be dying to go on a date. You’re prone to mood swings, but that doesn’t matter, because you’re beyond charming. Everyone you meet loves you (at least on your good days).

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

Just like Stella, you’re a conservative woman built for family life. You aren’t the type to go bar hopping and sleep around with whatever attractive men you find. You’re saving yourself for someone special. Someone who won’t screw you over. You would rather settle down with your children and husband than play the field. That “modern” lifestyle just doesn’t suit you.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

You’re a successful, independent woman, just like Robin. You’re also brave as fuck, which means you’ll step on the ice to play hockey or will say inappropriate shit on the news at the risk of getting fired. The only thing is that, even though you act like you’re hot stuff, you don’t realize how special you are. You let your insecurities get the best of you, but anyone would be lucky to have you, even if you are bound to boss them around all the time.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

Like Ranjit, the best cab driver of the century, everyone trusts you and enjoys talking to you. You might not be the first person your friends call when they need someone to go out and party with, but whenever they run into you, a genuine smile will spread onto their face. They can’t help but love you. After all, you’re a social butterfly, and you don’t even realize it.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You’re exactly like Tracy, the mysterious mother that the entire show was meant to revolve around. Why? Because you’re one of the sweetest people to walk this earth, even though you’ve gotten screwed over a hundred times. Despite the shit you’ve experienced, you’re still generous and kind and keep an open heart. Whoever ends up falling in love with you is one lucky man, because you’re everything he’ll need and more.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

Congratulations, because you’re just like Barney Stinson! You walk around with your head held high, acting like you’re too awesome to give a shit about anyone else’s opinion, but you’re actually misunderstood. Deep down you have a heart of gold and would do anything to protect your friends. And if you ever fall in love, you’ll do whatever the hell it takes to make your partner happy. You come across as selfish, but you’re actually as selfless as they come.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

Like Scooter, Lily’s high school boyfriend, you can be pretty intense. When you find someone that you’re interested in, you won’t rest until you have their attention. Even if you fail, you’ll get back on your feet, because you know that success is only a few days (or years) away. Of course, sometimes you’ll take things a little too far and scare others off, so you have to watch what you say.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

Remember Kevin, the guy that Robin almost married? Well, you’re smart, sweet, and sensitive, just like him. You’re also a provider, who takes pride in their job and enjoys working just as much as they enjoy going out on dates. But you’re not the type to party. You’d rather have a glass of wine than a shot of whiskey.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

You’re super laid back and go with the flow, just like Lily. You’re also creative, honest, and loyal. Once you find the person you want to be with, nothing will be able to tear you two apart. “Breakup” isn’t in your vocabulary. Your partner isn’t just someone you have super kinky sex with. They’re also your best friend. You wouldn’t be able to live without them.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

Like Marshall, you’re the smartest person in your friend group, but nobody realizes it, because you’re too busy singing silly songs and making puns about fish. Everybody thinks you’re a blast to be around, because you can make them laugh on fun nights out, but will actually listen to what they have to say when things get rough. You’re honest and trusting, so when you make friends, you make friends for life. TC mark

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