Holly Riordan
Holly is the author of Severe(d): A Creepy Poetry Collection.
25 Tips For Sending Sexy Snapchat Photos
Take a picture of your dildo and caption it, “I’ll be thinking of you the entire time.”
I Was Forced Into A Freakish Surgery That Extracted My Brain From My Body And Uploaded It Into A Machine
Once you were selected, your brain matter would be drained from your skull, and the empty shell of your body would be burned, the ashes repurposed as diamonds. But your mind would live on in the computer—at least until you turned 90 and they deleted you to make room for more data—so they didn’t consider it murder.
Why You’re Still Single, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Libra: The men you’re interested in never have any idea that you like them. You just haven’t made your feelings obvious enough.
50 Cutesy Lines You Can Use To Ask Your Crush Out On A Date (That They’ll Definitely Say Yes To)
I can read your mind, and yes, I’ll go out with you.
20 Über Romantic Tips For Giving Her The Fairy Tale Kiss She’s Been Craving
Outline her lips with your fingers. Caress her cheeks with your palm.
50 Extremely Flirty Texts To Kickstart The Conversation With Your Crush
Did you smile when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now?
28 People Reveal The Most Disturbing Family Traditions They’ve Ever Witnessed Firsthand
“She had mandatory cuddle time with each of the kids. They would lay on the couch, and she would spoon them, in the quiet, for about 30 minutes each.”
29 People Describe The Terrifying Dreams They’ve Had That’ll Make It Hard For You To Fall Asleep Tonight
“Standing in my living room, looking out the window, and I see a nuclear bomb go off near the horizon.”