Holly Riordan

After his parents died, because his father had decided to drive six whiskeys deep, he claimed every unexplained creak and groan was a sign. But back when I worked at Toys R Us, everyone had thought the place was haunted, too. There would be stories wherever you went.

I can’t say I regret anything, from my broken bones to my asshole exes, because every little choice led me straight to you.

Deleting pictures from fun nights out with your friends, because you think you look disgusting in them.

Whenever your mouth needs a rest, stick to using your hands and take the time to talk dirty to him. Tell him how much you love feeling his cock harden in your mouth and how you can’t wait to swallow his cum.

You climb under the covers so you can cuddle with them, even if you’re boiling hot and don’t understand why the hell they need to wear three blankets at once.

“It quickly escalates to Mr. Krabs tormenting Plankton to the point where he never leaves the Chum Bucket, has nightmares, and eventually attempts suicide. I am not exaggerating at all.”

“He asked me questions about my physical appearance and then started asking me creepy things like if I had pubic hair or wore a bra.”

Suck on one of his fingers. That way, he can imagining you going down on him while he’s going down on you.