1. Losing Your Texting Abilities.
Figuring out what to do with dirty dishes.
If there were a Social Media Acknowledgement Stock Market, ‘favs’ on Twitter would be at the bottom, and Instagram ‘likes’ would be amongst the top.
1. If you’re being shown a photo, look, but don’t touch. All it takes is one finger swipe in the wrong direction to make things real uncomfortable.
1. Who are those teenagers laughing at? Me, probably. Yep, it’s definitely me that they’re laughing at, so the real question is what did I do wrong? 2.
Mandatory things that require pants and waking up before 9am.
1. Medium-size clothes are your nemesis. They’re too tight, exposing every roll, wrinkle, and crevice. 2. Large-size clothes are too loose. The fit resembles that of a child who raided their parent’s closet. 3.
Abs in pain, bladder on the brink of bursting, and tears coming out of your eyes. Enter those symptoms into WebMD and they’ll tell you it’s terminal illness, but it’s actually just the absolute best type of crying.
Meth! Mmmm, Meth!