TEXAS ROADHOUSE: The bread aspect of this operation is phenomenal, but the rolls know their role and recognize that Cinnamon Butter is the real MVP.
10. Fearing that your sole purpose in life will be to help someone scoop up their dog poop
2. The I Just Heard An Ambulance Outside So I’m Checking On Friends & Family Who Live In A 5-Mile Radius
5:55pm: Uh-oh, you’re still very tired. Do I even want to go out anymore?
Being asked where you’re from is like a difficult trivia question.
Unfortunately the 2015 Myspace layout looks like MSN and Yahoo!’s homepages made a baby, but then they went on Maury and found out MSN was not the father — AOL’s Homepage is actually the baby daddy.
You’re young enough to make inexperienced mistakes, old enough to maturely own said mistakes, and capable enough to overcome them.
There are some legitimate emotional terrorists out there who get an odd satisfaction out of hurting people – specifically those who are clearly open about their feelings.
1. “I have no filter.”
1. Squats: Real Life Photoshop Effects For Your Butt.