In your lifetime, you will undoubtedly receive a few of these classic, entirely spot on emotional word missiles. Or, as I like to simply nickname them: “texts.” Are you obnoxious enough to collect them all? Here are a few examples for reference, that you can laugh at sending, relate to experiencing, or emotionally prepare yourself to receive in the future.
1. The “Which Girls Were There And What’s Your Connection To Them?” Text
2. The Biased Stenographer
3. The Brace Yourself For Impact
4. The Social Media Activity Inquiry
5. The Opposite Meaning Text
6. The Compliment Rejection
7. The Treat You Like A Guy Friend Text
8. The You’re Taking Too Long To Respond Text
9. The Mysterious “I’m Furious About Something, Figure It Out” Text
10. The I’m So Irritated I’m Not Even Going To Use An Actual Word
11. The Angry Invitation
12. The Anticipating Flaking Attitude
13. The Unexpected Erupting Volcano
