Christopher Hudspeth

We’ve all experienced those classic nights that go down in our personal history as remarkably memorable. Sometimes it’s because things went incredibly awesome, other times it’s because things went so abnormally wrong. Then, there are the times where it’s a combination of both (and we all know those are secretly the best kind).

TEXAS ROADHOUSE: The bread aspect of this operation is phenomenal, but the rolls know their role and recognize that Cinnamon Butter is the real MVP.

5:55pm: Uh-oh, you’re still very tired. Do I even want to go out anymore?

Being asked where you’re from is like a difficult trivia question.

You’re young enough to make inexperienced mistakes, old enough to maturely own said mistakes, and capable enough to overcome them.

There are some legitimate emotional terrorists out there who get an odd satisfaction out of hurting people – specifically those who are clearly open about their feelings.

Due to inconsistent fitness habits and a love for buffets, my body has fluctuated in recent months. One week there’s abs, another there’s just mushiness.

The 12-Hour+ Response Time

Like the lottery numbers were being read off and you had correctly guessed the first five, but as the sixth was being announced someone snatched your ticket, and now they might win the jackpot that could’ve (and probably should’ve) been yours.

People are so shocked but happy to see you out that they look at you like you’re the ghost of a dead celebrity, or a super rare Pokémon.

Because even if you win, you lose.

Samung has a 105-inch, Ultra HD, 3D Smart TV that costs a whopping $119,999.99.