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What movie are you most stoked to see next year?

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Middle names. People made middle names and then didn’t tell others what it was because in order to put a curse on someone you need their full name. If someone has a legal middle name and you don’t know it then you can’t curse them.

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It was an ornament. A sphere made out of clear glass. A hand painted picture of a mouse in a Santa hat curved around the front. It was adorable. But I’d never ordered something like this.

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Sometimes you need a good old fashioned slasher with hot people and a ridiculous plot.

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The three survivors who were able to positively identify him—among them a foreign diplomat and a famous entertainer—refused to do so for fear of being outed as gay.

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What better way to celebrate the holidays than remind ourselves how flimsy life can be?

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For a few years in the midst of the Great Depression, a criminal syndicate operated out of Philadelphia that combined a toxic mix of black magic, fatal arsenic poisonings, insurance scams, and unhappy marriages.

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I would recommend smudging your home with sage regularly, especially during the full moon and new moon to clear energy.

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The Supreme Court declined to review Syed’s case. However, there is a lot of support for providing Syed with a fair trial that he did not receive in 1999.

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Normally, I wouldn’t bother getting my tarot cards or palms or aura read, but I had gotten drunk enough to test it out.