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We are living through extraordinary times. You may be feeling like you could use some advice right now, beyond how to properly sanitize your doorknobs and surfaces.

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Let’s give the award to the movie where the woman’s vagina bites off her rapist’s penis.

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Since we’re all getting stir crazy, why not discuss mysteries that involve eerie isolation with a touch of mass hysteria?

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All the fake cures and fraudulent plots about novel coronavirus in one never-ending list.

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Happy New Moon to you!

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Quarantine and Chill?

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My friend used to sleep with his window open. One day he woke up to a man staring at him from the window.

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It’s ya boys.

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Now Shudder is helping to ease the Coronavirus Cabin Fever by offering a free month of the horror streaming service to fans!

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It must have been abandoned by the last owners of the house. Our realtor wouldn’t tell us anything about the couple other than the fact that they had both passed away on the property.