Callie Byrnes

“My grandmother gave me a pineapple, wrapped in newspaper. She told me that if she were to use real gift wrapping paper, she would have to deduct the cost from the real gift.”

Taurus: You’re all about the senses, Taurus, which means your self care has a lot to do with things you can touch, taste, and see.

“Whatever they gave you last Christmas, still unopened.”

Could Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s engagement be Great Britain’s plan to take over America?

He sent her flowers and one final emotional message.

“Do what you love and the money will follow.”

I’ve honestly been cracking up for the past 10 minutes.

Manson’s doomsday cult was responsible for the death of 9 people.

Sagittarius: You know that Robert Frost poem about the road less traveled? Well, it could have been written about you.

You’ve spent 2017 sifting through a lot of your own baggage, Leo, but it’s time to finally walk away from the things that weigh you down.

Hell hath no fury like a woman who’s out to destroy her sister’s cheating ex.

Dear David is back and he’s more terrifying than ever.

At the end of the day, maybe we’ll all regret our picture-perfect lives and everything we did to try to be what the rest of the world wanted us to be.

Sometimes people don’t love you as much as you deserved to be loved.

Well, I didn’t see that coming.

This is something straight out of a sitcom.

The girls were taken into custody after one daughter’s school teacher noticed bruises on her arms and legs.

Get yourself a friendship like Lauren and Niykee’s.