So far, 2018 has literally lasted forever (we finally made it to February!), but at least it’s brought us one good thing: FBI memes. More specifically, FBI watching you through your webcam memes. While it all sounds a little Big Brother-ish, have no fear — these government people are looking out for you. Or, at the very least, looking at you.
Here’s all of our favorite ones that are guaranteed to make you laugh your ass off.
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My boyfriend: *leaves the room*
The fbi agent in my webcam: No I totally see what you mean.
Me: right? He's weird today. How's your husband?
FBI agent: he wants us to open our marriage
Me: that's rough janet.
— josh hall (@joshwillhall) January 28, 2018
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https://twitter.com/darIingemini/status/958120643186348032
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https://twitter.com/beyoncehatesme/status/958533352612618240
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https://twitter.com/xowenm/status/958093906285154304
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https://twitter.com/yeetztweetz/status/956683893108826112
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Sometimes before I leave the house I wave to my laptop camera just to brighten the day of the FBI agent. Friendliness is contagious you know.
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) January 26, 2018
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— farha (@shutyourhell) January 14, 2018
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me, peeling tape off webcam: hey guys whats apoptosis mean?
little FBI voice within my computer: programmed cell death.
me: thanks roger. tell the family happy holidays
roger, the FBI man: will do. please get more sleep— God (@lilyzella) December 5, 2017
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*taking tape off my laptop camera so my assigned fbi agent can see me again*
im sorry. i was upset. i shouldnt have taken it out on u by blocking u out of my life. i wasnt mad at u.. i was mad at myself— new york times bestselling AUTHOR JONNY SUN (@jonnysun) January 26, 2018
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HAHA I LOVE TALKING TO THE FBI MAN IN MY COMPUTER AND SAYING CLASSIC THINGS LIKE STOP WATCHING ME YOU FASCIST PIG
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) February 1, 2018
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the fbi agent assigned to monitor me through my phone: jesus christ, no. FUCK. RON I swear, I'm going to quit. today's the day.
Ron: she's listening to it again??????
the fbi agent, groaning as melodrama drifts out of his computer speakers: again.— caitlin conlon (@cgcpoems) January 25, 2018
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*kisses laptop webcam before bed*
goodnight mr fbi man— awab (@iAwab) January 19, 2018
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me (googling): sexy green m&m
fbi agent monitoring me: oh god not this again— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) December 11, 2017
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Sometimes it’s nice to know that somewhere, someone you don’t know is rooting for you while secretly watching you through your webcam. Also, I hope they laugh at my jokes. 
