Brittany Cox

“It’s inappropriate period. If he is your man it is hands off. No exceptions. Over affectionate is just an excuse. All parties should understand why this is a no no. If not, then there is something they are holding on to.”

“I’m glad she told me, but she went about it all wrong (she saw me at Cub Foods and burst into tears and ran over to me to tell me).”

“Idk lol” in response to every question I asked :/ why match with me if you’re not going to talk?

“A girl with whom I can sit or walk side by side in quietness, and not worry about ‘awkward silence.'”

“hey everyone, so i just wanted to take a second to address something. as you all have probably noticed by now, Chad and I have broken up.”

“Tickets to something or somewhere.. I’d much rather have an experience that I’ll enjoy and have fond memories of than some object I could buy myself.”

Married for more than 25 years, and have had multiple affairs during that time. Some of them lasted for years. Why?

“What does a long term relationship look like to you?”

Everyone has a different perspective I guess.

Your favorite color actually says a LOT about you.

I only read these for the plot (HA!)

“Your dick isn’t just going to go in right away, there’s a little work involved. Also, let her know when you’re about to cum, it’s just polite you idiot.”