June 2018 | Page 10 | Thought Catalog

Why did the watermelon go crazy? He lost his rind.

By Erin Cossetta, 15 Jun 2018

Why did the computer spy get fired? She couldn’t hack it.

By Erin Cossetta, 15 Jun 2018

Why are fiction writers better than poets? They’re prose.

By Erin Cossetta, 15 Jun 2018

Pisces: You’re overwhelmed by all the fond memories.

By Sylvie Quinn, 15 Jun 2018

Why do candles love birthdays so much?
They just wanna get lit!

By Maria Monrovia, 15 Jun 2018

You don’t have to watch anime in order to appreciate these anime names.

By January Nelson, 15 Jun 2018

What do you call an award-winning monkey? A chimpion!

By Sylvie Quinn, 15 Jun 2018

How does a 20-something pig hit on someone? They invite them over to Netflix and swill.

By Sylvie Quinn, 15 Jun 2018

I had the best ice pun to tell you. Problem is, it slipped my mind.

By Sylvie Quinn, 15 Jun 2018

What is ice cream’s favorite TV show? Game of Cones.

By Erin Cossetta, 15 Jun 2018

How does a wine connoisseur decide what to drink? On a case by case basis.

By Sylvie Quinn, 15 Jun 2018

Have we been to this café before? I’m getting déjà brew.

By Sylvie Quinn, 15 Jun 2018

June, 2018