Funny Usernames

200+ Insanely Funny Usernames For Social Media

Funny usernames are better than boring, basic ones.

When your real name is already taken on social media or a gaming system, it’s tough to figure out what you’re going to insert as your username. Instead of adding a dozen letters to the end of the name scribbled on your birth certificate, you might as well think of a funny username. Something that will make your friends laugh aloud and will make strangers want to get to know you better.

Here are some of the most funny usernames (that hopefully aren’t taken yet). Borrow them and see how many friend requests come pouring in.

1. in_jail_out_soon

2. desperate_enuf

3. herpes_free_since_03

4. kiss-my-axe

5. king_0f_dairy_queen

6. dildo_swaggins

7. shaquille_oatmeal

8. ask_yo_girl_about_me

9. hanging_with_my_gnomies

10. big_mamas_house

11. hugs_for_drugs

12. bill_nye_the_russian_spy

13. hoosier_daddy

14. intelligent_zombie

15. hugo_balls

16. stinky_pinky

17. fast_and_the_curious

18. bad_karma

19. tea_baggins

20. average_student

21. protect_ya_neck

22. sloppy_wet

23. matthew_high_damage

24. imma_rage_quit

25. xbox_sign_out

26. magic_fetus

27. butt_smasher

28. mama_karma

29. google_was_my_idea

30. i_was_a_mistake

31. sold_mom_for_rp

32. dusty_bawls

33. zero_deaths

34. better_than_you

35. do_not_leave_me

36. date_me

37. uncommon_name

38. name_not_important

39. image_not_uploaded

40. i_boop_ur_nose

41. unfriend_now

42. im_watching_you

43. whos_ur_buddha

44. cute_as_ducks

45. prince_charming

46. godfather_part_4

47. oprah_wind_fury

48. google_me_now

49. thot_patrol

50. suck_my_popsicle

51. my_name_is_in_use

52. pig_benis

53. i_love_my_mommy

54. period_blood

55. heisenberg_blue

56. ben_dover

57. ass_ass_in

58. i_killed_cupid

59. ben_aflek_is_an_ok_actor

60. fresh_out_the_oven

61. monkey_see

62. hello_im_creepy

63. cowabunga_dude

64. dangerous_with_rocks

65. raised_by_wolves

66. an_innocent_child

67. sofa_king_cool

68. oliver_clothes_off

69. take_your_pants_off

70. cereal_killer

71. strike_u_r_out

72. behind_you

73. my_name_is

74. been_there_done_that

75. no_child_support

76. black_knight

77. sleeping_beauty

78. who_am_i

79. hakuna_matata

80. how_you_doing

81. mother_of_dragons

82. epic_fail

83. tin_foil_hat

84. yes_u_suck

85. casanova

86. say_my_name

87. sinking_swimmer

88. banana_hammock

89. crazy_cat_lady

90. me_for_president

91. cowgirl_up

92. real_name_hidden

93. anonymouse

94. not_james_bond

95. itchy_and_scratchy

96. dumbest_man_alive

97. bros_before_hoes

98. laugh_till_u_pee

99. hairy_poppins

100. rambo_was_real

101. regina_phalange

102. fedora_the_explorer

103. i_can_see_your_pixels

104. unfinished_sentenc

105. a_collection_of_cells

106. OP_rah

107. well_endowed

108. my_anaconda_does

109. hey_you

110. pluralizes_everythings

111. test_name_please_ignore TC mark

112. yellow_snowman

113. joe_not_exotic

114. all_goodnames_r_gone

115. tinfoil_hat

116. def_not_an_athelete

117. magicschoolbus_dropout

118. I_YELLALOT

119. a_distraction

120. lactose_the_intolerant

121. man_eats_pants

122. twentyfourhour_pharmacy

123. applebottom_jeans

124. babushka

125. baecon_witheggs

126. coolshirt_bra

127. kentucky_cried_fricken

128. kim_chi

129. saint_broseph

130. chin_chillin

131. bigfoot_is_real

132. santas_number1_elf

133. horn_of_unicorn

134. ineed_2P

135. abducted_by_aliens

136. nacho_cheesefries

137. victimized_by_regina

138. avo_cuddle

139. avocadorable

140. harmless_potato

141. panini_not_meanie

142. fartn_roses

143. red_monkey_butt

144. master_chief

145. free_hugz

146. ima_robot

147. tiger_queen

148. pixie_dust

149. chop_suey

150. igot_the_juice

151. moms_spaghetti

152. chris_p_bacon

153. Lt_Dans_Legs

154. courtesy_flush

155. hogwarts_dropout

156. spongebobs_pineapple

157. gary_thesnail

158. no_this_is_patrick

159. count_swagula

160. sweet_pete

161. pnut

162. snax

163. colonel_mustards_rope

164. fartoolong

165. rawr_means_iloveyou

166. having_things_todo

167. heres_wonderwall

168. UFO_believer

169. its_a_political_statement

170. basic_vegan

171. average_forum_user

172. basic_teen

173. omnipotent_being

174. ROFLOL_god

175. love_and_poprocks

176. bread_pitt

177. rejected_bachelor_contestant

178. LOWERCASE_GUY

179. joan_of_arks_angel

180. instaprincess

181. drooling_on_you

182. not_good_name

183. billies_eyelash

184. born_confused

185. sargeant_saltnpepper

186. no_one_cares

187. cool_story_bro

188. chalamet_my_bae

189. peter_parkers_puberty

190. severus_vape

191. granger_danger

192. ariana_grandes_sweatshirt

193. morgan_freemans_voice

194. elfish_presley

195. wustache_max

196. julius_seizure

197. one_ton_soup

198. love_me_knot

199. buzzed_lightyear

200. hotgirl_bummer

201. tea_baggin

Drop your favorite funny usernames in the comments. 

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University. Read more articles from January on Thought Catalog.

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