April, 2014

Couples who marry younger are happier.

Sure, you can stay up all night, but really all you want to do is sleep.

It’s been 38 minutes already! She always responds within 3. What gives?!

My shrink told me an incredible story yesterday.

I’ve learned many things from Mr. Pilgrim over the years, as I have watched this movie more times than I ever care to count.

The cold and rainy spring day, in addition to providing a default conversational topic, also provides a great opportunity to sit around all day, order dumplings (huge), and play a bunch of music that you wouldn’t totally be able to get away with normally.

You’re not going to be able to get an entire, massive piece on your back or full arm sleeve in a half hour.

Every “you had to be there” story.

There’s no easy way to put this. The world, or rather your own sense of delusional entitlement, tricked you.

Times you’ll get impatient and wonder why you have the app: Everyday after the first two days.