“i’m deleting tinder 4 u”
The Krying Kim Face. Use this when you find out, once again, the Kylie Jenner Lip Kit is sold-out.
The discussion of waiting until marriage is for another day. And the discussion of this being the only “Jesus-approved” route to endless love is for the next day. But today, I want to take focus on the act of presenting the purity certificate to her father.
She’s not a psycho bitch, alright?
1. Myth: It’s about sex. Truth: It’s about power.
If Nicole is comfortable being a fat-shamer, allow me to be a fame-shamer.
It’s clear that we are confusing the “third wave of feminism” with a cattle herding of sexual liberation, progression, and pop-culture.
Once I graduated college, I thought it was time to graduate from dating guys to dating men. You know, trade in dating guys wearing Underarmor and start dating men in shining armor.
Foodie calls are my booty calls.
I am guilty of doing it to friends, and friends are guilty of doing it to me.