19 Things You’re Not Allowed To Do In Your 20s

Admit that what you want most in life is to settle down with someone you love, have a family, and be surrounded by children and family and the people who care about you.
Admit that what you want most in life is to settle down with someone you love, have a family, and be surrounded by children and family and the people who care about you.
Rebel Wilson never planned on pursuing acting professionally and only got into it after getting malaria during a Youth Ambassador for Australia trip. During her fever hallucinations, she envisioned herself as an actress.
Your friends get a good vibe off of him, and never have to give you that speech about how “we just don’t want to see you get hurt again.”
So you’ve met a guy who you want to be with, and he has done some things that make you believe he FOR SURE wants to be with you.
The bull shark can migrate up rivers, so it’s not even limited to oceans–it’s been spotted as far up the Mississippi as Illinois.
8. Practicing stupid things that you’re too embarrassed to rehearse in front of friends, but would happily show off once mastered. E.g. Moonwalking or the cup song from Pitch Perfect.
I’ve learned how to perfect the art of vomiting after meals, drinking sips of water in between bites of food so that it comes up easier when I’m done eating.
Because there is nothing more embarrassing than having to live a life on credit because you can’t actually afford to keep up your not-even-that-impressive appearances.
“Sexiness isn’t showing off everything you’ve got. Instead, it’s about hiding just enough so that when imagination takes over, the result is even better than reality.”
What would a month in blogging be without yet another obligatory “X Things that Blah Blah Blah” post for all of you and your friends to share? Because reading these days is just too boring unless it’s put into an easily-digestible list form.
This might not be real life, but by God, it’s so much better. Just remember: “Burns heal, but savings are forever!”