“My grandparents knew the Boston Strangler. He was a gentleman and often gave my grandmother a ride home because my grandfather asked him to.”
“You remind me of her,” Susan whispered from behind me.
Aries: You would be arrested for arson. When you’re angry, it’s impossible to calm you down. You scream and curse and flip your shit. Even after the argument is over and the dust has settled, you’re skilled at holding grudges.
These should keep you good and scared for the foreseeable future.
“A scream coming from my phone. Not a mild scream but a blood-curdling scream. Like someone was being murdered on the other end of the line.”
With their hearts firmly planted on their sleeve, a Pisces is Most Likely To Commit A Crime Of Passion.
“Cold death of the universe theory always spooks me. It’s the idea that the universe will eventually expand so far that it will become too cold to support life and it’ll just kinda go dark. It’s eerie and depressing.”
“A Spanish teacher was fired on a Thursday. He came back in on Friday with a legally purchased AK in a guitar case. He went into the head mistress’s office and killed her and then shot himself.”
“I regret it now of, course. I’d give it back if I could.”
“The sound shook him to his core, vibrating his bones and filling him with sorrow and pain. He anchored his hands in his hair and felt himself pulling. The screams were unbearable, unbreakable and once one had begun, it echoed a chorus of pain-filled sounds from behind each door in the corridor.”