“Why? Why are we paying money to these fools? For this nonsense? These aren’t relevant to anything.”
We know now that the love we never got doesn’t mean we are unworthy of it, but it sullied our sweet little hearts enough to still feel it.
11. I should have broken up with you the first time you implied that you loved Taylor Swift more than I do.
College girls get drunk and do dumb things all the time. What is the purpose of aggrandizing this girl’s story to the point of no return? How many sentences do I have to type until I get to say the word “Syria”?