Don’t be a person with emotional needs or wants and complex feelings.
“If you want to do the Steve Urkel dance, all you have to do is hitch up your pants. Bend your knees, and stick out your pelvis, I’m telling you, baby, it’s better than Elvis!”
The Boy didn’t text me back, and my feminist principles seemed to flow away from me the more I drank.
What?! You don’t own a slow cooker? Pop some tags at a thrift shop and pick up at least a six-quart Crock Pot. They are magic.
I support marriage equality, but my support deserves more explanation than a simple photograph can explain, and I saw a number of fights break out on Facebook as people struggled to articulate their mixed emotions on marriage to friends and family.