It’s not just for pretentious people, you know.
Your spouse is tired of hearing about your job after six months. And you couldn’t care less about hers. Ten years later you wake up next to a total stranger. 40 years later you die next to one.
You essentially take a long walk off a short pier of respectful, timely communication and sequester yourself into a love-cave to grow a sex-beard à la Rip Van Winkle.
3) If you are able to conjure — right now — the memory of the best sex you ever had and you’re getting a little hot just thinking about it.