1. Who are those teenagers laughing at? Me, probably. Yep, it’s definitely me that they’re laughing at, so the real question is what did I do wrong? 2.
Mandatory things that require pants and waking up before 9am.
1. Medium-size clothes are your nemesis. They’re too tight, exposing every roll, wrinkle, and crevice. 2. Large-size clothes are too loose. The fit resembles that of a child who raided their parent’s closet. 3.
Abs in pain, bladder on the brink of bursting, and tears coming out of your eyes. Enter those symptoms into WebMD and they’ll tell you it’s terminal illness, but it’s actually just the absolute best type of crying.
The 12-Hour+ Response Time
Meth! Mmmm, Meth!
Like the lottery numbers were being read off and you had correctly guessed the first five, but as the sixth was being announced someone snatched your ticket, and now they might win the jackpot that could’ve (and probably should’ve) been yours.
If you’re not elite at multitasking, dedicating time to each dream will mean they’ll all suffer a bit, because you need to be fully invested and focused on each, individual goal.
Jake from State Farm.
Level 4: Using The Phrase “Open your eyes.”