Imagine guys posting “My #MCM this week is my bro Allen. Your chiseled jaw is so masculine and handsome. SLAY, my dude!!!”
The person who’s already 50 in their own mind anyway, so whatever.
As annoying as a group text can be at times, it’s one of the easiest ways for ALL of your friends to stay in touch these days.
A stinky man walks into a bar. Unfortunately it isn’t of soap.
People eat lukewarm meals because they had to take the picture, filter it, come up with the hashtags and share it on Instagram before taking a bite.
“Who all is going?” is basically your catchphrase.
“…But, what if…”
Doug was sexually assaulted by Mr. Dink & took drugs to cope.
I was eating Taco Bell food at a Taco Bell restaurant inside of Taco Bell’s headquarters – Tacoception was happening.