1. Remembering information about them.
Upon beginning to can’t even right now and literally die, the subject was given 24 ounces of Starbucks Chestnut Praline Latte, which she said “… is totally giving me life right now.”
Your personality is a poorly presented carnival, in the sense that, it looks like a maximum security prison from the outside, but within those tall, heavily guarded walls is in an enthusiastic, colorful, friendly, welcoming festival.
“I’m leaving my house right now!”
You’ve been cheated on or screwed over somehow, and now you’re a ruthless monster. Disloyalty isn’t a zombie bite – you don’t inevitably turn into what hurt you, but it’s a popular excuse for those looking to justify their wrongdoings.
The easiest time to convince a homebody to go out is when the Wi-Fi does.
Are you obnoxious enough to collect them all? Here are a few examples for reference, that you can laugh and relate to experiencing firsthand, or emotionally prepare yourself to receive in the future.
“I’m not mad.”
The mysterious secret society, how quick is it growing? Fast enough that every artist you love joined without you knowing.