As annoying as a group text can be at times, it’s one of the easiest ways for ALL of your friends to stay in touch these days.
A stinky man walks into a bar. Unfortunately it isn’t of soap.
People eat lukewarm meals because they had to take the picture, filter it, come up with the hashtags and share it on Instagram before taking a bite.
“Who all is going?” is basically your catchphrase.
“…But, what if…”
Doug was sexually assaulted by Mr. Dink & took drugs to cope.
I was eating Taco Bell food at a Taco Bell restaurant inside of Taco Bell’s headquarters – Tacoception was happening.
The drink describes the situation – classic, vintage, old-fashioned. And it makes the perfect drink before a classic steak dinner with colleagues.
If a restaurant gets your order wrong, you don’t want to bother correcting them and wind up eating a meal you weren’t necessarily craving.
1. The Telling Her To “Relax” Button