1. Sometimes you have to extend your journey and indulge. Like when you pull into the parking lot and your favorite song comes on the radio, so you drive around slowly, reveling in the glory of your beloved tunes.
No matter what you say or what you do, I recommend being Childish to you.
“Have a goodnight.” (at 8pm or earlier)
You’ll find this couple sitting on the same side of the booth in a restaurant, or sharing a pair of ear buds.
Do you own one of those silverware separator things?
10%: You avoid doctors until you’re bleeding or in excruciating pain.
1. You nervously misspeak during simple exchanges. The waiter says “Enjoy your meal” and you reply, “You too!” An acquaintance asks “What’s up?” and you say “Fine, and you?” 2.
When you’re about to get off the phone, say “Oh, one more thing!…” and then proceed to continue the conversation for another 5-45 minutes.
“I’m just taking some time to do me!”
“I’m a nice guy.”