“Have a goodnight.” (at 8pm or earlier)
You’ll find this couple sitting on the same side of the booth in a restaurant, or sharing a pair of ear buds.
Do you own one of those silverware separator things?
10%: You avoid doctors until you’re bleeding or in excruciating pain.
1. You nervously misspeak during simple exchanges. The waiter says “Enjoy your meal” and you reply, “You too!” An acquaintance asks “What’s up?” and you say “Fine, and you?” 2.
When you’re about to get off the phone, say “Oh, one more thing!…” and then proceed to continue the conversation for another 5-45 minutes.
“I’m just taking some time to do me!”
“I’m a nice guy.”
Because social media allows us to constantly give updates on our daily lives, and we see how normal regular life can be for everyone. From mega famous celebrities, to that girl from your 8th grade history class, life can be a whole lot of normal for all participants.
Imagine guys posting “My #MCM this week is my bro Allen. Your chiseled jaw is so masculine and handsome. SLAY, my dude!!!”