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“We were planning a threesome as a surprise for you and decided to test it first.”

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When you keep your shirt, socks, or shoes on instead of stripping down naked. 

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“Guards can and will withhold medical treatment.”

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“I have a regular with a Mickey/Donald role play fetish.”

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Shhh…

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“Mom is a porn star and escort – found her ‘pricelist’ online, and videos on an old laptop she’d given me.”

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Now there’s no one to impress or fear spontaneously turning up on your doorstep, allowing your Voldemort side to roam free is of no risk!

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I wanna blow your mind by simply using my mouth.

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Mediocre sex and ordinary dick is everywhere.

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I am tempted by things I know can only end badly.