Sex memes are the best memes. And, of course, they are because sex is the best part of life, so sex memes have to the best kind of memes, right? What could be better?

I pick my scabs and eat them.

Sure, an “accident.”

I felt my chest cave in at the sight.

“The gal who pissed and shit herself while screaming, ‘I’m pissing and shitting myself you motherfucking bitch!'”

“When we’re done practicing.”

Just an FYI you may want to have access to a cold shower before getting started on these.

At the zoo watching a Rhino and a young family is next to me…out of the blue the Rhino got an erection, something brought to my attention by the young boy yelling, “Whoa, Look at his weiner! Is yours that big daddy?”

But while DJ Khaled adamantly tells the world that he would “never” do that (seriously, not ever?), Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson just wants you to know that, well, uh, he definitely WOULD do that. For sure.

“Some of my best stories have come from working at a hostel. Admittedly love the mayhem because I can always laugh about it later.”