3. Driving.
My dad was driving when he felt a fart coming on. He wanted it to ring through the car to have a good laugh about the the loudness, because he was sure it was gonna be a loud one I guess. So he turned down the radio, put himself in a good position, gave a little push, and shat his whole pants. Emarrased, hee turned the car around and went home to change pants and underwear.
Now here’s the strange part: He was the only one in the car.
4. Chron’s.
Crohn’s Disease.
5. Friend.
My best friend once sharted in my pajama bottoms which I had given to her during a sleep over. I can’t remember what it was that I said but she laughed her ass off, suddenly got all quiet and went: “Im so sorry but I just shat in your pants”.
EDIT: We were 19 when this happened.
