8. Guard.
I was on tower guard in Afghanistan. I fucked up by trusting a fart just made liquid goodness in my pants. Luckily I had been sick all week and had tp with me. I got my friend in the tower to watch the stairs while I wiped. The second I broke the seal and took off my underwear he started gagging. My sergeant comes up asking why we called him and I just straight up said “I shit my pants Sgt”. Word spread fast and by the time my shift was over the whole base had found out.
9. Mom.
When I was 8 I went grocery shopping with my mom at parthmark. I came down with a feeling in my butt but I clenched. Soon I knew that I couldn’t hold it for much longer and I begged my mom to purchase her things and leave. She promised me it was gonna be really quick she just needed to pick up a couple more things. Quick became like 15 minutes and I was on the verge of crying. My asshole was growing weak.
We finally left and on the journey home, 2 blocks before reaching home, I couldn’t hold it anymore and I just shit myself was crossing the street. I felt the warmth in my underwear. It was so relieving but shameful at the same time.
When I got home I cleaned myself up and then I heard my mom laughing about it with my sisters in the living room.
